Ebook {Epub PDF} Care of Wooden Floors by Will Wiles

Care of Wooden Floors is funny, beguiling and quietly profound; it’s a wonderfully well-crafted debut.” —Times Literary Supplement “A darkly comic battle of wills.” —Art Review “While Wiles’ novel is a slapstick, catastrophic romp, it’s also a rumination on relationships and happiness National Lampoon couldn’t get into a messier house-sitting situation/5().  · Care of Wooden Floors indicates that Wiles has an eye for beauty, but an even more impressive eye for ugliness. It's a novel full of impeccably stylish writing, even if its plot could afford to Estimated Reading Time: 4 mins. The instructions are simple: feed the cats, don’t touch the piano, and make sure nothing harms the priceless wooden floors. Content for the first time in ages, he accidentally spills some wine. Over the course of a week, both the apartment and the narrator’s sanity fall apart in this original and “weirdly addictive” (Daily Mail) novel/5().

Care of Wooden Floors, By Will Wiles. A disaster novel for minimalists. Rachel Hore. Saturday 14 April comments. Article bookmarked. Find your bookmarks in your Independent Premium. [] A witty debut novel about a housesitting gig gone terribly, hilariously wrong. A British copywriter stays for a week at his composer friend. Care of Wooden Floors - Kindle edition by Wiles, Will. Download it once and read it on your Kindle device, PC, phones or tablets. Use features like bookmarks, note taking and highlighting while reading Care of Wooden Floors.

CARE OF WOODEN FLOORS indicates that Wiles has an eye for beauty, but an even more impressive eye for ugliness. It's a novel full of impeccably stylish writing.”. — Guardian. "This is a terrific first novel, written with a very engaging deadpan wit, and an understated sense of the absurd.” —The Times. Care of Wooden Floors is funny, beguiling and quietly profound; it’s a wonderfully well-crafted debut.” —Times Literary Supplement “A darkly comic battle of wills.” —Art Review “While Wiles’ novel is a slapstick, catastrophic romp, it’s also a rumination on relationships and happiness National Lampoon couldn’t get into a messier house-sitting situation. Care of Wooden Floors - Kindle edition by Wiles, Will. Download it once and read it on your Kindle device, PC, phones or tablets. Use features like bookmarks, note taking and highlighting while reading Care of Wooden Floors.